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Time To Go Fishing 3/20/2008 11:37:45 AM
A young man from Jamaica moves to Miami and goes to a big department shopping complex looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience"? The Jamaican young man says, "Yes Boss, mi was a salesman back home on di streets a Kingston ." The boss liked him so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I''ll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The Jamaican young man says, "Man, Just ONE sale" The boss says, "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you''d better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" The Jamaican young man says, "£301,237.64" Boss says, "£301,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The Jamaican young man: "Well Boss, fus mi sell him one little fish hook. Den mi sell him a medium size fish hook. Den mi sell him l big fish hook. Den mi sell him one fishing rod an sum fishing tings. Den mi ask him whey him a go fishing, an him seh dung de coast, so mi tell him sey him a go want one boat, so we go dung a de boating department an mi sell him one twin engine cris craft. Den him seh him nuh think him Honda Civic can pull it, so mi tek him dung a wi automotive department an mi sell him di 4X4 Blazer. Then mi ask him whey him a go sleep, an since him neva have nuh weh, mi tek him dung a di camping department an sell him one a di new 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the man seh, while we deh pon it, mi might as well fling in about a £100.00 wut a groceries and two case ah beer." The boss said, "You''re not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a Boat, a 4x4 truck and a tent?" The Jamaican young man says, "No sah, him come in yah fi buy one box of tampons fi him wife, and mi tell him seh "Well, since yuh weekend mash up, yuh might jus as well go do some fishing."

The Lady and Cyanide 5/30/2007 11:39:26 PM
A calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist,looked straight into his eyes, and said: - "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked: - "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied: - "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist''s eyes got big, and he exclaimed: - "Lord, have mercy! I can''t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That''s against the law! I would lose my license! They''ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist''s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: - "Well, now, that''s different.You didn''t tell me you had a prescription...."

A Lady On Vacation 5/30/2007 10:08:19 AM
A lady goes on vacation to Haiti. Upon arriving, she meets a Haitian man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name? "I can''t tell you," the haitian man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can''t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can''t tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the haitian man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is Snow!" the haitian man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the haitian man gets mad and says," I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "I''m not making fun of your name. I''m thinking of my husband who won''t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in haiti!"

A Haitian Man and The Loan Officer 5/3/2007 8:17:46 AM
A Haitian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Haiti on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Haitian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Haitian produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Haitian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Haitian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Haitian tells them: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

4/29/2007 4:41:54 PM
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